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Empty Noggin will now be on the telly. Beginning January 3rd, you will be able to watch Empty Noggin every Thursday night at 1:30 right after King of the Hill. Yes, that's 1:30 in the AM. What else do you have to do? You know you're up, just watch it! Now you're probably saying, but didn't Empty Noggin already have a show on TV? Well, yes, but that show sucked. This show is more awesome than you'll know what to do with.

As you may have noticed, Empty Noggin Entertainment is going through some changes. We are now owned by five chinese businessmen who yearn for world power and monetary success. We still make movies for nothing, but now spend whatever we do come across on useless gadgets and expensive chairs. Our new leaders want our offices decked out in only the finest decor. Now that we are a corporate giant, we'll need lots of your hard earned dollars to keep up with the competition. So send us all your money and we will give you something no one else can: complete and utter poorness.